Calligraphy exam: Write down the number 37, spelled out, nicely.

He was the first person to land a 900, which is especially impressive because pulling off a half-integer spin requires obeying Fermi-Dirac statistics.

This only makes it more urgent that we adopt my roadmap for the next 10 years, which should put us solidly in the lead.

[Political pundit on the ScrabbleTV News channel] "After four years of defying orthographic pressure, Joe ceded the top of the ticket to Kamala, who--after considering Josh, Mark, Andy, Roy, and Pete--picked Tim."

If you hold the meteor too long, it may imprint on you and form a contact binary, making reintroduction to space difficult.

If we can get a brood of 13-year cicadas going, we might have a chance at making this happen before the oceans evaporate under the expanding sun.

Our lawyers were worried because it turns out the company inherits its debt from the parent universe, but luckily cosmic inflation reduced it to nearly zero.

They left the belt drive in place but switched which wheel was powered, so people could choose between a regular ride, a long ride, and a REALLY long ride.

We're considering installing a pressurization system to keep the tanks at constant pressure solely to deter them.

Personally I think mercury is more of a 'wet earth' hybrid element.

Many a hungry time traveler has Googled 'trilobites shellfish allergy' only to find their carrier had no coverage in the Ordovician.

The secret fourth kind is 'we applied a standard theory to their map of every tree and got some suspicious results.'

At least they're not alone down there.

During the day it also activates for neat clouds and pretty sunsets.

Hey, golf balls float on lava, so this should make recovering them from the hazards easier.

In my reboot, Dennis the Menace was just trying to send Mr. Wilson a nice comet, but accidentally wiped out his dinosaur garden.

You'd think the most expensive part would be the quark-gluon plasma chamber, but it's actually usually the tube to the top of the atmosphere to carry the cosmic rays down.

My competitors say the tiny single tiny caster is unsafe, unstable, and offers no advantages over traditional designs, to which I say: wow, why are you guys so mean? I thought we were friends!

It's annoying that the Nastapoka Arc isn't a meteor impact crater, but I truly believe that--with enough time, effort, and determination--we could make it one.

Conveniently for everyone, it turns out that dark energy is produced by subterranean parasitoid wasps.