At least they're not alone down there.

During the day it also activates for neat clouds and pretty sunsets.

Hey, golf balls float on lava, so this should make recovering them from the hazards easier.

In my reboot, Dennis the Menace was just trying to send Mr. Wilson a nice comet, but accidentally wiped out his dinosaur garden.

You'd think the most expensive part would be the quark-gluon plasma chamber, but it's actually usually the tube to the top of the atmosphere to carry the cosmic rays down.

My competitors say the tiny single tiny caster is unsafe, unstable, and offers no advantages over traditional designs, to which I say: wow, why are you guys so mean? I thought we were friends!

It's annoying that the Nastapoka Arc isn't a meteor impact crater, but I truly believe that--with enough time, effort, and determination--we could make it one.

Conveniently for everyone, it turns out that dark energy is produced by subterranean parasitoid wasps.

The worst is when you wipe out in the barrel and you're trapped for several million years until erosion frees you.

The local police, building inspector, and fire marshal are all contesting my 'safety' assertion, or would be if they could reach me past all the traps.

Hopefully the HVAC people set it to only affect the AIR in the room.

Our nucleic acid recovery techinques found a great deal of homo sapiens DNA incorporated into the fossils, particularly the ones containing high levels of resin, leading to the theory that these dinosaurs preyed on the once-dominant primates.

Under quantum tax law, photons sent through a beamsplitter don't actually choose which path they took, or incur a tax burden, until their wavefunction collapses when the power is sold.

The Watership Down rabbits removed an additional 0.1 nanometers constructing their warren, although that was mostly soil. British rabbits have historically mined very little coal; the sole rabbit-run coal plant was shut down in the 1990s.

Add main-belt asteroids to taste.

I see white shores, and beyond it, a far green country under a tequila sunrise.

The distinctive 'UCLA comma' and 'Michigan comma' are a long string of commas at the start and end of the sentence respectively.

There's a heated debate over whether the big island of Tierra del Fuego should qualify for membership.

If any of you want to meet some cool local oxygen atoms, I can introduce you!