My competitors say the tiny single tiny caster is unsafe, unstable, and offers no advantages over traditional designs, to which I say: wow, why are you guys so mean? I thought we were friends!

It's annoying that the Nastapoka Arc isn't a meteor impact crater, but I truly believe that--with enough time, effort, and determination--we could make it one.

Conveniently for everyone, it turns out that dark energy is produced by subterranean parasitoid wasps.

The worst is when you wipe out in the barrel and you're trapped for several million years until erosion frees you.

The local police, building inspector, and fire marshal are all contesting my 'safety' assertion, or would be if they could reach me past all the traps.

Hopefully the HVAC people set it to only affect the AIR in the room.

Our nucleic acid recovery techinques found a great deal of homo sapiens DNA incorporated into the fossils, particularly the ones containing high levels of resin, leading to the theory that these dinosaurs preyed on the once-dominant primates.

Under quantum tax law, photons sent through a beamsplitter don't actually choose which path they took, or incur a tax burden, until their wavefunction collapses when the power is sold.

The Watership Down rabbits removed an additional 0.1 nanometers constructing their warren, although that was mostly soil. British rabbits have historically mined very little coal; the sole rabbit-run coal plant was shut down in the 1990s.

Add main-belt asteroids to taste.

I see white shores, and beyond it, a far green country under a tequila sunrise.

The distinctive 'UCLA comma' and 'Michigan comma' are a long string of commas at the start and end of the sentence respectively.

There's a heated debate over whether the big island of Tierra del Fuego should qualify for membership.

If any of you want to meet some cool local oxygen atoms, I can introduce you!

It's a real accomplishment to mess up a ravioli recipe badly enough that the resulting incident touches all four quadrants of the NFPA hazard diamond.

This projection distorts both area and direction, but preserves Melbourne.

Our experiment will be expensive, but we believe it will produce important spin-offs, especially if we manage to hit the sun from the right angle.

Disney lore: Canonically, because of how Elsa's abiogenesis powers work, Olaf is an RNA-only organism.

You do have to be careful, though--sometimes, instead of water, you hit this free fuel that you can sell for a lot of money instead.