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It struggles a little with complex positions, like when there are an even number of moves and it has to round down, but when run against itself it's capable of finding some novelties. At one point I saw six knights on the board at once; Stockfish rarely exceeds four.
It was great until my thumb slipped and I accidentally launched my telescope into the air at Mach 8.
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As a first step, they can put in a secondary deck, to help drivers try it out and find out how fun the jumps are. After a while no one will use the old flat deck and they can remove it.
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The bottom ones are also potentially bad news for any other planets in our solar system that have been counting on Earth having a stable orbit.
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What's weirder is that muons turned out to be INCREDIBLY cute.
They may technically have been softwoods at some point, but they definitely aren't now.
They just want researchers in the enclosure to feel enriched and stimulated. ('The Enclosure' is what archivists call the shadowy world outside their archives in which so many people are trapped.)
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Unfortunately, KM3NeT led to the discovery of the Pauli anglerfish, which emits Cherenkov radiation to prey on neutrino researchers.
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I can't get over the suspicion that all those viral pictures are photoshopped and 'Flemish' belongs in the lower right circle.
2040s: RNA formed the basis for life each of the five known times it arose on the early Earth.
The most awkward part is when you have to pause to put on your shoes before you continue rolling out the door.
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Briefly set a new record for tallest human-made structure by getting my knit sweater snagged on the skydiving plane door as I jumped and not noticing until I'd landed.
Your homeowner's insurance might cover it, but be sure to check the subductible.
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It seems wrong that Fruit by the Foot is only sold by weight or by number of rolls.
Update: The physics department has recruited an astronomer who studies meteor fireballs.
It does come at the small cost of a LOT more off-by-40-or-50 errors.
Under the 'has cleared its orbital neighborhood' and 'fuses hydrogen into helium' definitions, thanks to human activities Earth technically no longer qualifies as a planet but DOES count as a star.
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I know having so many base pairs makes rebasing complicated, but you're in Bilateria, so shouldn't you at LEAST be better at using git head?
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The biggest I've seen in a published source in the wild is an 80-fold error in a reported distance, which I think came from a series of at least three unit conversions and area/length misinterpretations.