What's weirder is that muons turned out to be INCREDIBLY cute.

They may technically have been softwoods at some point, but they definitely aren't now.

They just want researchers in the enclosure to feel enriched and stimulated. ('The Enclosure' is what archivists call the shadowy world outside their archives in which so many people are trapped.)

Unfortunately, KM3NeT led to the discovery of the Pauli anglerfish, which emits Cherenkov radiation to prey on neutrino researchers.

I can't get over the suspicion that all those viral pictures are photoshopped and 'Flemish' belongs in the lower right circle.

2040s: RNA formed the basis for life each of the five known times it arose on the early Earth.

The most awkward part is when you have to pause to put on your shoes before you continue rolling out the door.

Briefly set a new record for tallest human-made structure by getting my knit sweater snagged on the skydiving plane door as I jumped and not noticing until I'd landed.

Your homeowner's insurance might cover it, but be sure to check the subductible.

It seems wrong that Fruit by the Foot is only sold by weight or by number of rolls.

Update: The physics department has recruited an astronomer who studies meteor fireballs.

It does come at the small cost of a LOT more off-by-40-or-50 errors.

Under the 'has cleared its orbital neighborhood' and 'fuses hydrogen into helium' definitions, thanks to human activities Earth technically no longer qualifies as a planet but DOES count as a star.

I know having so many base pairs makes rebasing complicated, but you're in Bilateria, so shouldn't you at LEAST be better at using git head?

The biggest I've seen in a published source in the wild is an 80-fold error in a reported distance, which I think came from a series of at least three unit conversions and area/length misinterpretations.

This is the biggest breakthrough since astronomers noticed that the little crosshairs around red giant stars starting to burn helium are all the same size.

Unfortunately, SawStart is one-use-only. Once started, the blade cannot be stopped, and must be replaced with a fresh blade while the running one is carefully disposed of.

'Is it worth anything?' 'I dunno, is the answer to that question worth another $5?'

There has long been debate about Big Bird's species, with some experts claiming he was a canary, but recent genetic analysis places him firmly in Cariamiformes.

Most properties can only boast INDOOR heated floors.