Your homeowner's insurance might cover it, but be sure to check the subductible.

It seems wrong that Fruit by the Foot is only sold by weight or by number of rolls.

Update: The physics department has recruited an astronomer who studies meteor fireballs.

It does come at the small cost of a LOT more off-by-40-or-50 errors.

Under the 'has cleared its orbital neighborhood' and 'fuses hydrogen into helium' definitions, thanks to human activities Earth technically no longer qualifies as a planet but DOES count as a star.

I know having so many base pairs makes rebasing complicated, but you're in Bilateria, so shouldn't you at LEAST be better at using git head?

The biggest I've seen in a published source in the wild is an 80-fold error in a reported distance, which I think came from a series of at least three unit conversions and area/length misinterpretations.

This is the biggest breakthrough since astronomers noticed that the little crosshairs around red giant stars starting to burn helium are all the same size.

Unfortunately, SawStart is one-use-only. Once started, the blade cannot be stopped, and must be replaced with a fresh blade while the running one is carefully disposed of.

'Is it worth anything?' 'I dunno, is the answer to that question worth another $5?'

There has long been debate about Big Bird's species, with some experts claiming he was a canary, but recent genetic analysis places him firmly in Cariamiformes.

Most properties can only boast INDOOR heated floors.

If you have an old phone in a drawer, and you listen very carefully, you can occasionally hear the occasional tap of an emitted SIM card hitting the side of the drawer as the phone transmutes to a lower-end model.

We haven't actually seen a star fall in since we invented telescopes, but I have a list of ones I'm really hoping are next.

later I don't get why our pizza slices have such terrible reviews; the geotextile-infused sauce gives the toppings incredible slope stability!

I have to pay with paper money.

When you worry that you're missing out on something by not making both choices simultaneously by quantum superposition, that's called phomo.

Our anti-de Sitter club is small at the moment, but I've started corresponding with the conformal field theory people.

The biggest expense was installing the mantle ducts to keep the carbonate-silicate cycle operating.