It's important to learn the moves that take you into the vortex, but it's best not to study vortex itself too closely. Even grandmasters who have built up a tolerance lose the ability to play for a few hours after studying it.

Juno mission data suggests that Jupiter actually contains Matryoshka doll-style nested copies of every other planet in the Solar System.

Unstoppable force-carrying particles can't interact with immovable matter by definition.

In addition to gravity, burritos interact through the strong, weak, and electromagnetic forces, which is believed to be a major contributor to their popularity.

Frankly, given their extreme gravitational fields and general instability, even 12-inch globes should probably be banned.

Reductio ad absurdum fails when reality is absurd.

P.S. If you have time travel, come to my birthday party Saturday!

Scholars are still debating whether the current period is post-postmodern or neo-contemporary.

Turning in other directions can be accomplished by using a magnetized centerboard and ocean currents, since a current flowing through a magnetic field induces a Laplace force.

Applying renormalization to bullies successfully transformed Pete

169 is a baker's gross.

A 5% efficiency gain at the cost of a 99% efficiency loss

Patients at least found it to be an improvement over Millikan's incredibly messy and unpleasant oil drop suspension procedure.

Just in case, I'm torturing Cursor with the code for this channel and making it fix the broken comics, so some repeats might happen

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