I have to pay with paper money.

When you worry that you're missing out on something by not making both choices simultaneously by quantum superposition, that's called phomo.

Our anti-de Sitter club is small at the moment, but I've started corresponding with the conformal field theory people.

The biggest expense was installing the mantle ducts to keep the carbonate-silicate cycle operating.

'Wow, that must be why you swallow so many of them per year!' 'No, that's spiders. You swallow WAY more ants.'

After initial tests created a series of large holes in the wall of the lab, the higher-power Scanning Tunneling Tennis Ball Microscope project was quickly shut down.

It's important to learn the moves that take you into the vortex, but it's best not to study vortex itself too closely. Even grandmasters who have built up a tolerance lose the ability to play for a few hours after studying it.

Juno mission data suggests that Jupiter actually contains Matryoshka doll-style nested copies of every other planet in the Solar System.

Unstoppable force-carrying particles can't interact with immovable matter by definition.

In addition to gravity, burritos interact through the strong, weak, and electromagnetic forces, which is believed to be a major contributor to their popularity.

Frankly, given their extreme gravitational fields and general instability, even 12-inch globes should probably be banned.

Reductio ad absurdum fails when reality is absurd.

P.S. If you have time travel, come to my birthday party Saturday!

Scholars are still debating whether the current period is post-postmodern or neo-contemporary.

Turning in other directions can be accomplished by using a magnetized centerboard and ocean currents, since a current flowing through a magnetic field induces a Laplace force.

Applying renormalization to bullies successfully transformed Pete

169 is a baker's gross.

A 5% efficiency gain at the cost of a 99% efficiency loss

Patients at least found it to be an improvement over Millikan's incredibly messy and unpleasant oil drop suspension procedure.

Just in case, I'm torturing Cursor with the code for this channel and making it fix the broken comics, so some repeats might happen