We've learned that weird spacing and diacritics in the methodology denoscription are apparently the key to good research; luckily, we've developed an AI tool to help us figure out where to add them.
"You still can't walk into someone's house without being invited!" "What/ Oh, I see your confusion. No, this vaccine is for a bat VIRUS. I'm fine with doorways and garlic and stuff."
All our teams make an effort to stay optimistic, but I will say that once our virus division saw the vaccine efficacy data, they started asking for payment up front.