People ask me whether I feel any moral qualms about the source of the points, but if he hadn't introduced factory farming to Agricola, someone else would have.

Junior astronomers hate getting put on board update duty, but someone's gotta make sure that stuff is still up there.

"I have nothing to offer but blood--next slide, please--toil--next slide, please--tears, and--next slide, please--sweat."

It's cool how, when there's a number lots of people are curious about, but which isn't easy to measure, some random guess will get cited everywhere and become the universally quoted value. Unrelatedly, did you know there are 850 trillion waves in the ocean?

"Okay, that was weird, but the product reveal was normal. I think the danger is pas--" "One more thing." "Oh no."

Gotten the Ferris wheel operator's attention