Junior astronomers hate getting put on board update duty, but someone's gotta make sure that stuff is still up there.

"I have nothing to offer but blood--next slide, please--toil--next slide, please--tears, and--next slide, please--sweat."

It's cool how, when there's a number lots of people are curious about, but which isn't easy to measure, some random guess will get cited everywhere and become the universally quoted value. Unrelatedly, did you know there are 850 trillion waves in the ocean?

"Okay, that was weird, but the product reveal was normal. I think the danger is pas--" "One more thing." "Oh no."

Gotten the Ferris wheel operator's attention

You'd need to keep track of so many people! Would you use, like, Excel or something? Far too fancy for a simple country nanoenzyme developer like me.