Oh, wait, I might've had it set to kph instead of mph. But that would make the discrepancy even wider!

I'm so glad NASA let you take your phone to Mars!

Anna Karenina is a happy family lumper and unhappy family splitter.

Poorly Drawn Lines – So Much

"9 out of 10 dentists have banned me from their offices."

The bruises on my fingertips are my proof of work.

The list includes polio, Guinea worm, and this one particular enterovirus strain that they've been tracking out of spite after it went around the lab a few years ago.