Anna Karenina is a happy family lumper and unhappy family splitter.

Poorly Drawn Lines – So Much

"9 out of 10 dentists have banned me from their offices."

The bruises on my fingertips are my proof of work.

The list includes polio, Guinea worm, and this one particular enterovirus strain that they've been tracking out of spite after it went around the lab a few years ago.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Successful

It's a myth that the Great Wall of China is the only human-made structure visible from space--there are LOTS of structures for us to feel self-conscious about!