It's important to make sure your analysis destroys as much information as it produces.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Start Stuff

And even though it all went wrong / I'll stand before the lord of song / with nothing on my tongue but 'I don't understand, I swear I backed up my keyboard config before messing with it'

Roundly-condemned headlinese initiative shuttered indefinitely.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Turtles are Old

I've developed a novel propulsion system powered by loss of precision in unit conversion.

If you ever see someone using a capital xi in an equation, just observe them quietly to learn as much as you can before they return to their home planet.

For the sake of simplicity, gardeners are assumed to move through Euclidean space--neglecting the distortion from general relativity--unless they are in the vicinity of a Schwarzschild Orchid.

Single-elimination might provide more drama, but I think we can all agree that a comprehensive numerical scoring system will let us better judge the party's winner.

There are regularly placed bumps on the undersde just the right size to press the rocker switch on the power strip.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Life Crisis

Bald-faced hornets are only a 2 on the Schmidt pain index, so I shouldn't complain. The tennis ball ejected from the dryer exhaust vent could have ricocheted off the nest of a much higher-scoring insect before knocking me off the ladder. Really, I'm lucky.

Poorly Drawn Lines – No Regrets

Qua qua qua is the sine qua non of sine qua non qua sine qua non.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Running

There are two types of dichotomy: False dichotomies, true dichotomies, and surprise trichotomies.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Thinking About

Poorly Drawn Lines – Good Friend

The foil on the toothpick represents the blue flash.

Now, you may argue that the varying hour lengths and feedback effects would cause chaos. To which I say, yeah, and I'm also curious to see how the weekday cycle interacts with it! So, you in?