Single-elimination might provide more drama, but I think we can all agree that a comprehensive numerical scoring system will let us better judge the party's winner.

There are regularly placed bumps on the undersde just the right size to press the rocker switch on the power strip.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Life Crisis

Bald-faced hornets are only a 2 on the Schmidt pain index, so I shouldn't complain. The tennis ball ejected from the dryer exhaust vent could have ricocheted off the nest of a much higher-scoring insect before knocking me off the ladder. Really, I'm lucky.

Poorly Drawn Lines – No Regrets

Qua qua qua is the sine qua non of sine qua non qua sine qua non.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Running

There are two types of dichotomy: False dichotomies, true dichotomies, and surprise trichotomies.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Thinking About

Poorly Drawn Lines – Good Friend

The foil on the toothpick represents the blue flash.

Now, you may argue that the varying hour lengths and feedback effects would cause chaos. To which I say, yeah, and I'm also curious to see how the weekday cycle interacts with it! So, you in?

Poorly Drawn Lines – A Compliment

A blow from Emmy's Cutlass of Variations will transport the dragon to a corresponding symmetric position in the Noetherworld.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Thinking About 2

I know it seems overwhelming, but don't worry; I'm sure most of them have only a few stars, and probably no planets.

"We can do 0.33 or 0.34, but our payroll software doesn't allow us to--" "NO DEAL."

Poorly Drawn Lines – How Many Fish

Poorly Drawn Lines – Emotional Rollercoaster

They might make it past that first line of defense. For the second, you'll need some picture frames, a level, and a protractor that can do increments of less than a degree.