Poorly Drawn Lines – A Compliment

A blow from Emmy's Cutlass of Variations will transport the dragon to a corresponding symmetric position in the Noetherworld.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Thinking About 2

I know it seems overwhelming, but don't worry; I'm sure most of them have only a few stars, and probably no planets.

"We can do 0.33 or 0.34, but our payroll software doesn't allow us to--" "NO DEAL."

Poorly Drawn Lines – How Many Fish

Poorly Drawn Lines – Emotional Rollercoaster

They might make it past that first line of defense. For the second, you'll need some picture frames, a level, and a protractor that can do increments of less than a degree.

Poorly Drawn Lines – The Same Idea

You say this daily walk will reduce my risk of death from cardiovascular disease by 30%, but also increase my risk of death by bear attack by 300%? That's a 280% increased! I'm not a sucker; I'm staying inside.

You can click to preorder to get a copy of What If? 2 when it comes out 9/13, assuming we all make it past the spider situation(?) on Tuesday(?).

Happy little turtles

Poorly Drawn Lines – So Tired Mouse

You'd think 'linguistics' would go to someone important in the field, but it's actually assigned to a random student in Ohio who barely graduated and then went into automotive marketing.

The rope keeps breaking, I'm covered in bruises and scrapes, and I've barely reached the end of my driveway, but I don't care--I'm determined to become the first person to commute to work by tetherball.

Poorly Drawn Lines – So Tired Mouse

The distinction between a ship and a boat is a line drawn in water.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Try Something

Poorly Drawn Lines – Try Something