Bald-faced hornets are only a 2 on the Schmidt pain index, so I shouldn't complain. The tennis ball ejected from the dryer exhaust vent could have ricocheted off the nest of a much higher-scoring insect before knocking me off the ladder. Really, I'm lucky.

Poorly Drawn Lines – No Regrets

Qua qua qua is the sine qua non of sine qua non qua sine qua non.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Running

There are two types of dichotomy: False dichotomies, true dichotomies, and surprise trichotomies.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Thinking About

Poorly Drawn Lines – Good Friend

The foil on the toothpick represents the blue flash.

Now, you may argue that the varying hour lengths and feedback effects would cause chaos. To which I say, yeah, and I'm also curious to see how the weekday cycle interacts with it! So, you in?

Poorly Drawn Lines – A Compliment

A blow from Emmy's Cutlass of Variations will transport the dragon to a corresponding symmetric position in the Noetherworld.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Thinking About 2

I know it seems overwhelming, but don't worry; I'm sure most of them have only a few stars, and probably no planets.

"We can do 0.33 or 0.34, but our payroll software doesn't allow us to--" "NO DEAL."

Poorly Drawn Lines – How Many Fish

Poorly Drawn Lines – Emotional Rollercoaster

They might make it past that first line of defense. For the second, you'll need some picture frames, a level, and a protractor that can do increments of less than a degree.

Poorly Drawn Lines – The Same Idea

You say this daily walk will reduce my risk of death from cardiovascular disease by 30%, but also increase my risk of death by bear attack by 300%? That's a 280% increased! I'm not a sucker; I'm staying inside.