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Happy little turtles

Poorly Drawn Lines – So Tired Mouse

You'd think 'linguistics' would go to someone important in the field, but it's actually assigned to a random student in Ohio who barely graduated and then went into automotive marketing.

The rope keeps breaking, I'm covered in bruises and scrapes, and I've barely reached the end of my driveway, but I don't care--I'm determined to become the first person to commute to work by tetherball.

Poorly Drawn Lines – So Tired Mouse

The distinction between a ship and a boat is a line drawn in water.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Try Something

Poorly Drawn Lines – Try Something

The Taylor series should have been canceled after the first term.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Saw a Cat

At first I didn't get why they were warning me about all those birds sitting on the wire, but then I understood.

Poorly Drawn Lines – To Do List

Grandma says that because of differences in primate and feline lifespans, the cat is actually my 17,000,000th cousin 14,000,000 times removed.

Poorly Drawn Lines – All the Answers

No, we actually do have a woman who's basically part of our fellowship. She lives in Rivendell, you wouldn't know her.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Nothing Ever

The Stroop-YORP number of a scientific paper is how many of the 16 finalist names (sans 'effect') it manages to casually sneak into the text.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Could Be

A lot of Jedi romances start with this turning into a Lady and the Tramp spaghetti situation.