The rope keeps breaking, I'm covered in bruises and scrapes, and I've barely reached the end of my driveway, but I don't care--I'm determined to become the first person to commute to work by tetherball.

Poorly Drawn Lines – So Tired Mouse

The distinction between a ship and a boat is a line drawn in water.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Try Something

Poorly Drawn Lines – Try Something

The Taylor series should have been canceled after the first term.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Saw a Cat

At first I didn't get why they were warning me about all those birds sitting on the wire, but then I understood.

Poorly Drawn Lines – To Do List

Grandma says that because of differences in primate and feline lifespans, the cat is actually my 17,000,000th cousin 14,000,000 times removed.

Poorly Drawn Lines – All the Answers

No, we actually do have a woman who's basically part of our fellowship. She lives in Rivendell, you wouldn't know her.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Nothing Ever

The Stroop-YORP number of a scientific paper is how many of the 16 finalist names (sans 'effect') it manages to casually sneak into the text.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Could Be

A lot of Jedi romances start with this turning into a Lady and the Tramp spaghetti situation.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Maybe

Poorly Drawn Lines – Too Skeptical

It's like sigma summation notation, except instead of summing the argument over all values of i, you 2 the argument over all values of 2.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Choose