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The film is set in 2018, but when Commander Bremberly chases the hologram through Times Square, there's a billboard for Avengers: Age of Ultron. Depending on the date, that billboard would have been advertising either Infinity War or this movie.
Poorly Drawn Lines – Humble
Also, they're getting increasingly worried that someone will accidentally hit the 'retract' button, and that the end of the cable thrashing around as it winds up could devastate the Earth's surface.
Poorly Drawn Lines – More Than a Crab
The combination croquet set/10-lane pool can also be used for some varieties of foosball and Skee-Ball.
They're robust against quantum attacks because it's hard to make a quantum system that large.
Poorly Drawn Lines – Everything
An x-ray gyroscope is used to determine exactly which toppings they included in the pita.
Poorly Drawn Lines – Mistakes
Poorly Drawn Lines – Frustrated
I can't speak for your other subjects, but MY motion was as smooth and natural as the framerate allowed.
Oh yeah, I didn't even know they renamed it the Willis Tower in 2009, because I know a normal amount about skyscrapers.
Poorly Drawn Lines – Frustrated
It's believed to be related to the Stellar Sea Cow.
They said after I got into a routine, I'd enjoy getting progressively stronger and stop whining so much about how hard exercise was. Well, they were half right!
"Ow! One of the petri dishes I left on the tower railing fell and hit me on the head! Hey, that gives me an idea..."
Employment statistics have to correct for the fact that the Weird Bug Hotline hires on a bunch of extra temporary staff every 17 years.
Poorly Drawn Lines – As a Kid
Some organization has been paying to keep this up and it hasn't been removed from search results. Seems like two votes of confidence to me.
Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they should, they didn't stop to think if they could.
If you don't end the 99 Bottles of Beer recursion at N=0 it just becomes The Other Song That Never Ends.