Also, they're getting increasingly worried that someone will accidentally hit the 'retract' button, and that the end of the cable thrashing around as it winds up could devastate the Earth's surface.

Poorly Drawn Lines – More Than a Crab

The combination croquet set/10-lane pool can also be used for some varieties of foosball and Skee-Ball.

They're robust against quantum attacks because it's hard to make a quantum system that large.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Everything

An x-ray gyroscope is used to determine exactly which toppings they included in the pita.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Mistakes

Poorly Drawn Lines – Frustrated

I can't speak for your other subjects, but MY motion was as smooth and natural as the framerate allowed.

Oh yeah, I didn't even know they renamed it the Willis Tower in 2009, because I know a normal amount about skyscrapers.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Frustrated

It's believed to be related to the Stellar Sea Cow.

They said after I got into a routine, I'd enjoy getting progressively stronger and stop whining so much about how hard exercise was. Well, they were half right!

"Ow! One of the petri dishes I left on the tower railing fell and hit me on the head! Hey, that gives me an idea..."

Employment statistics have to correct for the fact that the Weird Bug Hotline hires on a bunch of extra temporary staff every 17 years.

Poorly Drawn Lines – As a Kid

Some organization has been paying to keep this up and it hasn't been removed from search results. Seems like two votes of confidence to me.

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they should, they didn't stop to think if they could.

If you don't end the 99 Bottles of Beer recursion at N=0 it just becomes The Other Song That Never Ends.

100he100k out th1s 1nno5at4e str1ng en100o501ng 15e been 500e5e50op1ng! 1t's 6rtua100y perfe100t! ...hang on, what's a "virtuacy"?

Poorly Drawn Lines – Grudge