They said after I got into a routine, I'd enjoy getting progressively stronger and stop whining so much about how hard exercise was. Well, they were half right!

"Ow! One of the petri dishes I left on the tower railing fell and hit me on the head! Hey, that gives me an idea..."

Employment statistics have to correct for the fact that the Weird Bug Hotline hires on a bunch of extra temporary staff every 17 years.

Poorly Drawn Lines – As a Kid

Some organization has been paying to keep this up and it hasn't been removed from search results. Seems like two votes of confidence to me.

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they should, they didn't stop to think if they could.

If you don't end the 99 Bottles of Beer recursion at N=0 it just becomes The Other Song That Never Ends.

100he100k out th1s 1nno5at4e str1ng en100o501ng 15e been 500e5e50op1ng! 1t's 6rtua100y perfe100t! ...hang on, what's a "virtuacy"?

Poorly Drawn Lines – Grudge

With most labs, the hushed horror stories are about something like dimethylmercury or prions, but occasionally you'll get a weird lab where it's about the soda machine or the drop ceiling.

It's nice how the end of the periodic table is flush with the edge these days, so I think we should agree no one should find any new elements after

The math and philosophy people also claim everything, but the astronomers argue that the stuff they study really only comprises a small number of paper surfaces.

It's sad seeing those videos of turbine blade being torn apart in high winds, but it's the only way they can disperse their seeds.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Get Serious

See how the smoke obscures things so you don't see the approaching tornado until the firework streamers start to swirl right before the lightning hits the launcher. Thank God Cousin Ed was filming in slow motion. And, uh, that no one was hurt.

These neutrinos were freshly produced by a local source just 8 minutes ago

Poorly Drawn Lines – Stronger Than Ever

other side If the first word of an instruction you're given starts with the same letter as your crush's name, for that step imagine the experimenter is your crush.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Experiences

The best camera is the one at L2.