With most labs, the hushed horror stories are about something like dimethylmercury or prions, but occasionally you'll get a weird lab where it's about the soda machine or the drop ceiling.

It's nice how the end of the periodic table is flush with the edge these days, so I think we should agree no one should find any new elements after

The math and philosophy people also claim everything, but the astronomers argue that the stuff they study really only comprises a small number of paper surfaces.

It's sad seeing those videos of turbine blade being torn apart in high winds, but it's the only way they can disperse their seeds.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Get Serious

See how the smoke obscures things so you don't see the approaching tornado until the firework streamers start to swirl right before the lightning hits the launcher. Thank God Cousin Ed was filming in slow motion. And, uh, that no one was hurt.

These neutrinos were freshly produced by a local source just 8 minutes ago

Poorly Drawn Lines – Stronger Than Ever

other side If the first word of an instruction you're given starts with the same letter as your crush's name, for that step imagine the experimenter is your crush.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Experiences

The best camera is the one at L2.

Poorly Drawn Lines – A Mood

My liege, we were able to follow the ship into Minkowski space, but now they've jumped to Hilbert space and they could honestly be anywhere.

Poorly Drawn Lines – So Serious

As security is dragging me away "Come on, at least I didn't make the mistake in the other direction!"

Poorly Drawn Lines – Plan

It's hard to believe, but lots of kids these days ONLY know how to buy prepackaged molecules.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Waters

I got banned from the county fair for handing out Helium-2 balloons. Apparently the instant massive plasma explosions violated some local ordinance or something.

Poorly Drawn Lines – More Relaxed