Poorly Drawn Lines – Waters

I got banned from the county fair for handing out Helium-2 balloons. Apparently the instant massive plasma explosions violated some local ordinance or something.

Poorly Drawn Lines – More Relaxed

Poorly Drawn Lines – Number

If so great a deductive mind as Arthur Conan Doyle can be fooled by the Cottingley Deepfakes, what chance do we mortals have? Soon our very reality will be dictated by the whims of Frances (9) and Elsie (16).

You can still do powerline networking, but the bitrate does drop a little depending on the lightbulb warmup and cooldown delay.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Future Snail

Our work has produced great answers. Now someone just needs to figure out which questions they go with.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Favorite Things

"My parents were both omnitaurs, which is how I got interested in recombination," said the normal human.

Ants have reverse chemtrails--regular citizens spraying chemicals everywhere they go to control the government.

Poorly Drawn Lines – History of Humans

Poorly Drawn Lines – Doubt

'Does the substance feel weird to the touch?' is equally likely to get the answers 'Don't be ridiculous, you would never put your hand near a sample. We have safety protocols.' and 'Yeah, and it tastes AWFUL.'

Poorly Drawn Lines – The Apocalypse

Massage: Theoretical (10), Quantum (6), High-energy (2), Computational (1), Marine (1), Astro- (None)

Poorly Drawn Lines – Optimist or Pessimist

Theoretical physicist: At the Planck length, uncountably many.

NEGATIVE REVIEWS MENTION: Unreliable internet. POSITIVE REVIEWS MENTION: Unreliable internet.