"My parents were both omnitaurs, which is how I got interested in recombination," said the normal human.

Ants have reverse chemtrails--regular citizens spraying chemicals everywhere they go to control the government.

Poorly Drawn Lines – History of Humans

Poorly Drawn Lines – Doubt

'Does the substance feel weird to the touch?' is equally likely to get the answers 'Don't be ridiculous, you would never put your hand near a sample. We have safety protocols.' and 'Yeah, and it tastes AWFUL.'

Poorly Drawn Lines – The Apocalypse

Massage: Theoretical (10), Quantum (6), High-energy (2), Computational (1), Marine (1), Astro- (None)

Poorly Drawn Lines – Optimist or Pessimist

Theoretical physicist: At the Planck length, uncountably many.

NEGATIVE REVIEWS MENTION: Unreliable internet. POSITIVE REVIEWS MENTION: Unreliable internet.

Curdled milk, of a peculiar kind, made after a Bulgarian recipe and called "yaghurt," is now a Parisian fad and is believed to be a remedy against growing old. A correspondent who has tried it, says he would prefer to die young. (1905, The Elk Falls Journal)

Poorly Drawn Lines – Been Through a Lot

If you reach 122, you get complete unrevertible editorial control over Jeanne Calment's Wikipedia article.

In general, avoid exposure to any temperatures, pressures, particle energies, or states of matter that physicists think are neat.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Pointless

Poorly Drawn Lines – Interesting People

Ground-pole-ball-pole can be fun if you shake the first pole to get the second one whipping around dangerously, but the ball at the joint gets torn apart pretty fast.

'Why did you get into fluid dynamics?' 'Well, SOME planet has to have the coolest clouds, odds are it's not ours, and rockets are slow.'

Juraaaassic Park, Juraaaassic Park, God shed his grace on theeeee