It's okay, I'm at 10%, so I'm good for another month or two.

"I've always wanted to run naked through town, but I don't want to get in trouble with the king or be remembered by history as a weirdo. I wonder how I could ... EUREKA!"

Poorly Drawn Lines – Feeling Down

"Friction-driven static electrification is familiar and fundamental in daily life, industry, and technology, but its basics have long been unknown and have continually perplexed scientists from ancient Greece to the high-tech era. [...] To date, no single theory can satisfactorily explain this mysterious but fundamental phenomenon." --Eui-Cheol Shin et. al. (2022)

Poorly Drawn Lines – Buy Something

Poorly Drawn Lines – Repeating

The universe fandom is great. Such sweet and enthusiastic people.

I wonder how hard it would be to ride an electric scooter in a hamster ball.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Admit

"Sorry, doctor, I'm going to have to come in on a different day--I have another appointment that would be really hard to move, in terms of the kinetic energy requirements."

Poorly Drawn Lines – Better Instead of Worse

Poorly Drawn Lines – A Hundred Mice

"Sir, it looked really cool." "Oh no--prestige TV. Okay, which of you has a terrible secret that's being slowly revealed to the audience through flashbacks? Just spit it out so we can escape this arc!"

Poorly Drawn Lines – Taking Care

The theory finally unifies cosmic inflation and regular inflation.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Mistakes I’ve Made

Mathematicians quickly determined that it spells ANT BNECN, an unusual theoretical dish which was not successfully cooked until Andrew Wiles made it for breakfast in the 1990s.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Another Mess

Although I hear they were caught cheating off of Rosalind, who sat at a desk in front of them.