"Sorry, doctor, I'm going to have to come in on a different day--I have another appointment that would be really hard to move, in terms of the kinetic energy requirements."

Poorly Drawn Lines – Better Instead of Worse

Poorly Drawn Lines – A Hundred Mice

"Sir, it looked really cool." "Oh no--prestige TV. Okay, which of you has a terrible secret that's being slowly revealed to the audience through flashbacks? Just spit it out so we can escape this arc!"

Poorly Drawn Lines – Taking Care

The theory finally unifies cosmic inflation and regular inflation.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Mistakes I’ve Made

Mathematicians quickly determined that it spells ANT BNECN, an unusual theoretical dish which was not successfully cooked until Andrew Wiles made it for breakfast in the 1990s.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Another Mess

Although I hear they were caught cheating off of Rosalind, who sat at a desk in front of them.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Savings

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Poorly Drawn Lines – So You’re a Ghost

It all came flat-packed in Pandora's Box.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Stubborn

Their 'best philosophy of epistemology' picks are great, but you can tell they're struggling a little in the 'why you should trust us' section.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Unproductive

Poorly Drawn Lines – I’m Tired

At first I thought I would need some gold or something to pay him, but then I realized that it was the 18th century and I could just bring a roll of aluminum foil.

You might want to bring your frost-sensitive plants in from the patio. The high-level aerosols may result in short-term cooling across the entire backyard.