At first I thought I would need some gold or something to pay him, but then I realized that it was the 18th century and I could just bring a roll of aluminum foil.

You might want to bring your frost-sensitive plants in from the patio. The high-level aerosols may result in short-term cooling across the entire backyard.

Poorly Drawn Lines – The Coolest Dude

'Barack Obama is much less likely than the average cat to jump in and out of cardboard boxes for fun' is low precision, but I'm not sure about the accuracy.

It's taken me 20 years, but I've finally finished rebuilding all my software to use 33-bit signed ints.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Need a Change

"Even split between us, this will pay way better than the Jumanji sponsorship I came into the date with."

Poorly Drawn Lines – Need a Change

Below the Web, and the Dark Web, a shadowy parallel world of Cybiko users trade messages on the Translucent Neon Plastic Web.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Never Give Up

Poorly Drawn Lines – Greatest Pal

My password is just every Unicode codepoint concatenated into a single UTF-8 string.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Ideas

Squinting at a graph is fine for getting a rough idea of the answer, but if you want to pretend to know it exactly, you neeed statistics.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Unsure of Yourself

BABIES OR LITERATURE BUT NOT BOTH: Baby shoes

Poorly Drawn Lines – Time to Myself

CONFLICT OF INTEREST STATEMENT: The authors hope these results are correct because we all want to be cool people who are good at science.

It's okay, they can figure out which control positions produce scalding water via a trial-and-error feedback loop with a barely-perceptible 10-second lag.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Sad Sometimes