It's taken me 20 years, but I've finally finished rebuilding all my software to use 33-bit signed ints.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Need a Change

"Even split between us, this will pay way better than the Jumanji sponsorship I came into the date with."

Poorly Drawn Lines – Need a Change

Below the Web, and the Dark Web, a shadowy parallel world of Cybiko users trade messages on the Translucent Neon Plastic Web.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Never Give Up

Poorly Drawn Lines – Greatest Pal

My password is just every Unicode codepoint concatenated into a single UTF-8 string.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Ideas

Squinting at a graph is fine for getting a rough idea of the answer, but if you want to pretend to know it exactly, you neeed statistics.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Unsure of Yourself

BABIES OR LITERATURE BUT NOT BOTH: Baby shoes

Poorly Drawn Lines – Time to Myself

CONFLICT OF INTEREST STATEMENT: The authors hope these results are correct because we all want to be cool people who are good at science.

It's okay, they can figure out which control positions produce scalding water via a trial-and-error feedback loop with a barely-perceptible 10-second lag.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Sad Sometimes

Spacetime Soccer, known outside the United States as '4D Football' is a now-defunct sport. Infamous for referee decisions hinging on inconsistent definitions of simultaneity, it is also known for the disappearance of many top players during... [more]

Poorly Drawn Lines – A Bird

Squaring the circle is really easy with some good clamps.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Wielder of Magic