Squaring the circle is really easy with some good clamps.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Wielder of Magic

I adopted a cat that weighs 12 solar masses. Laser pointers love chasing it.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Super Close

Poorly Drawn Lines – Faking It

The Earth is, on average, located in the habitable zone, but at any given time it has a certain probability of being outside it, which is why life exists on Earth but is mortal.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Ever Wonder

A hydroelectric dam is also known as a heavy water reactor.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Work

If you want to bowl a strike, the optimal place is almost certainly inside a bowling alley, although with a little luck any establishment uphill from one could also work.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Let Go

It's a long way down.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Listening

In general you should only include your single best data point in the paper. The rest of the data can go in the supplementary materials.

Our investigation into whining-based remedies became the first study to be halted by the IRB on the grounds that the treatment group was 'too annoying.'

Poorly Drawn Lines – Unstoppable

The presents under the tree are actually a single gift connected by an underground ribbon system.

One good trick, if you get called on a fake service, is to build a working version of it and mention it again the next week.

Poorly Drawn Lines – This Will Be the Year

It's difficult to orbit L6 stably due to gravitational perturbation from Akron and Toledo.

Poorly Drawn Lines – In These Shades