Poorly Drawn Lines – Unsure of Yourself

BABIES OR LITERATURE BUT NOT BOTH: Baby shoes

Poorly Drawn Lines – Time to Myself

CONFLICT OF INTEREST STATEMENT: The authors hope these results are correct because we all want to be cool people who are good at science.

It's okay, they can figure out which control positions produce scalding water via a trial-and-error feedback loop with a barely-perceptible 10-second lag.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Sad Sometimes

Spacetime Soccer, known outside the United States as '4D Football' is a now-defunct sport. Infamous for referee decisions hinging on inconsistent definitions of simultaneity, it is also known for the disappearance of many top players during... [more]

Poorly Drawn Lines – A Bird

Squaring the circle is really easy with some good clamps.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Wielder of Magic

I adopted a cat that weighs 12 solar masses. Laser pointers love chasing it.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Super Close

Poorly Drawn Lines – Faking It

The Earth is, on average, located in the habitable zone, but at any given time it has a certain probability of being outside it, which is why life exists on Earth but is mortal.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Ever Wonder

A hydroelectric dam is also known as a heavy water reactor.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Work

If you want to bowl a strike, the optimal place is almost certainly inside a bowling alley, although with a little luck any establishment uphill from one could also work.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Let Go

It's a long way down.