Poorly Drawn Lines – Powerless

Poorly Drawn Lines – How’s Life

If an anatomical structure is named for a person, it means they were the only person to have it. Pierre Paul Broca had a special area of his brain that created powerful magnetic fields, enabling him to do 19th century fMRI research.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Excuse Me

If you shrank the Solar System to the size of Texas, the Houston metro area would be smaller than a grasshopper in Dallas.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Common Mouse

There's quark color, but that's not really color--it's just an admission by 20th century physicists that numbers are boring.

3D graphs that don't contact the plane in the closure area may proceed as scheduled, but be alert for possible collisions with 2D graph lines that reach the hole and unexpectedly enter 3D space.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Being Kind

If you ever want to get beaten up by a bunch of graphic designers, try removing the serifs from Times New Roman and adding them to Comic Sans.

Poorly Drawn Lines – A Good Day

'Pour one out for precipitation data integrity,' I say, solemnly upending the glass into the rain gauge.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Unreliable

The Gordian knot is an omniknot tied using every bend in the Ashley Book of Knots, and then for extra security the upper rope at every crossing is connected to the lower with a randomly-chosen hitch.

[exclamation about how cute your cat is] -> [last 4 digits of your cat's chip ID] -> [your cat's full chip ID] -> [a drawing of your cat] -> [photo of your cat] -> [clone of your cat] -> [your actual cat] -> [my better cat]

Poorly Drawn Lines – On His Mind

Poorly Drawn Lines – Eat Me

I also managed to improve the solution for n=1 to s<0.97, and with some upgrades I think I can hit 0.96.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Impress