If you ever want to get beaten up by a bunch of graphic designers, try removing the serifs from Times New Roman and adding them to Comic Sans.

Poorly Drawn Lines – A Good Day

'Pour one out for precipitation data integrity,' I say, solemnly upending the glass into the rain gauge.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Unreliable

The Gordian knot is an omniknot tied using every bend in the Ashley Book of Knots, and then for extra security the upper rope at every crossing is connected to the lower with a randomly-chosen hitch.

[exclamation about how cute your cat is] -> [last 4 digits of your cat's chip ID] -> [your cat's full chip ID] -> [a drawing of your cat] -> [photo of your cat] -> [clone of your cat] -> [your actual cat] -> [my better cat]

Poorly Drawn Lines – On His Mind

Poorly Drawn Lines – Eat Me

I also managed to improve the solution for n=1 to s<0.97, and with some upgrades I think I can hit 0.96.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Impress

"I wish for everything in the world. All the people, money, trees, etc." "Are you SURE you--" "And I want you to put it in my house."

I always hate dragging around the larger archipelagos, but I appreciate how the Scandanavian peninsula flexes outward to create a snug pocket for the British Isles.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Made Mistakes

I know hand dryers have their problems, but I think for fun we should keep egging Dyson on and see if we can get them to make one where the airflow breaks the speed of sound.

Poorly Drawn Lines – How You Want

I was eventually kicked out of my architectural engineering program because I wouldn't stop referring to HVAC as "the fandom."

Poorly Drawn Lines – Been Real

As the editor has reportedly defeated Death in a series of games of skill, no further obituaries are expected.

Poorly Drawn Lines – The Best Version

"Confirmed, we have to scrub." "Ugh, okay. I'll get the bucket and sponge."