Later renouncing clickbait, Einstein called his inclusion of cosmological content in general relativity the biggest blunder of his career.

Poorly Drawn Lines – ‘Til the End

Poorly Drawn Lines – Could Be Worse

Poorly Drawn Lines – Taking Care

The government has been trying to sell off the Federal Helium Reserve for a few years now, but the sale has been on hold while they try to figure out how to explain this situation to buyers.

It says to cut the onions into 1/4" slices, but I'd better correct for length contraction.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Relax

Yeah, my math teacher back in high school set up the system to try to teach us something or other, but the 100% rate was unbelievably good, so I engineered a hostile takeover of his bank and now use it to make extra cash on the side.

Poorly Drawn Lines – A New Day

"The Venn diagram of the sun and the moon is a circle." --someone being snarky at totality

Using a reflective wall in a game to give one shot two chances to hit is called a double-tapetum lucidum.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Sigh

'Your chitin armor is no match for our iron-tipped stingers! Better go hide in your jars!' --common playground taunt

Poorly Drawn Lines – Beautiful and Shining

Below On this site on May 12th, 2023, I finally learned how to use the masonry bit for my drill.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Living

This rumpled fabric at the corner looks like evidence of ongoing tectonic activity.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Passionate

I don't understand why anyone would pay full price for a flatbed truck rental when you can buy 'DETOUR' signs online for like $10.

ADDITIONAL NOTES: Fixed a bug that caused some rocks to generate virtually infinite heat while just sitting there.