The government has been trying to sell off the Federal Helium Reserve for a few years now, but the sale has been on hold while they try to figure out how to explain this situation to buyers.

It says to cut the onions into 1/4" slices, but I'd better correct for length contraction.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Relax

Yeah, my math teacher back in high school set up the system to try to teach us something or other, but the 100% rate was unbelievably good, so I engineered a hostile takeover of his bank and now use it to make extra cash on the side.

Poorly Drawn Lines – A New Day

"The Venn diagram of the sun and the moon is a circle." --someone being snarky at totality

Using a reflective wall in a game to give one shot two chances to hit is called a double-tapetum lucidum.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Sigh

'Your chitin armor is no match for our iron-tipped stingers! Better go hide in your jars!' --common playground taunt

Poorly Drawn Lines – Beautiful and Shining

Below On this site on May 12th, 2023, I finally learned how to use the masonry bit for my drill.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Living

This rumpled fabric at the corner looks like evidence of ongoing tectonic activity.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Passionate

I don't understand why anyone would pay full price for a flatbed truck rental when you can buy 'DETOUR' signs online for like $10.

ADDITIONAL NOTES: Fixed a bug that caused some rocks to generate virtually infinite heat while just sitting there.

They often use ball lenses to collect light at the ends of optical fibers, so when you look stuff up on the internet you're actually scrying through a crystal ball.

Party Mode also enables the feature, but reverses the slider.

Poorly Drawn Lines – Alone Out Here

Poorly Drawn Lines – Been Thinking