Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.

#yomama

Yo mama so fat when she came to the cinema she was sitting next to everyone.

#yomama

Yo mama’s so short, you can see her feet on her ID.

Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.


#yomama

Yo mama so ugly the government changed her birthday to the Halloween

#yomama

Yo mama so old that her birth certificate says expired.

#yomama

Yo mama so old her breast milk is powdered

#yomama

Yo mama so short when she smokes weed she don't get high

#yomama

Yo mama so fat when she died the angel refused to take her

#yomama

Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to her bed room to see how long she slept

#yomama

Yo mama so poor she can't even pay attention.

#yomama

Yo mama’s so stupid when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting “Wait, you forgot the remote!”

#yomama

yo mama Is so old, when I told her to act her age she actually died

#yomama

Yo Mama so stupid she watches the couch and sits in the TV.

#yomama

I exhale my name, then you absorb my soul every time that you breathe in...

Glock Six- 6lack

I wonder how many people don't get the one they want, but end up with the one they're supposed to be with.

People that aren’t used to quality always chase quantity.

I joined a gym and said to the trainer, “I want to impress beautiful girls, which machine should I use?”

He said, “Try the ATM outside”

Capitalization can really change a sentence.

Example:

I love to eat candy.

I love to eat capitalization.

What did the letter O say to the letter Q?


"For God's sake man, put some pants on!"

Confucius says...

It is good to meet girl in park
but BETTER to park meat in girl