One day an iPhone is going to explode, and Samsung users are going to be like,
"Samsung has had this feature for years"
"Samsung has had this feature for years"
I decided to replace my belt with multiple watches connected together.
It was a big waist of time.
It was a big waist of time.
Did you know that I hold the World's Record for the smallest penis?
It's really hard to beat...
It's really hard to beat...
It's too cold for you here so let me hold both your hands in the holes of my sweater
In the end
You'll be my light in the dark
When the sun goes down
You'll be my light in the dark
When the sun goes down
Someone once said if you stress about something before it happens, then you’re putting yourself through it twice.
I’m probably not the only one who needed to hear this.
I’m probably not the only one who needed to hear this.
deep inside people know when they do you wrong you ain't gotta tell em
Since 2 is the only even prime number, that makes it the oddest prime number
me: *idc about him*
also me: *checks phone every 12 seconds to see if he texted me*
also me: *checks phone every 12 seconds to see if he texted me*
"Reason why I stopped replying :
1.I'm busy
2.You're boring
3.I'm mad
4.You replied with one word
5.I'm eating."
1.I'm busy
2.You're boring
3.I'm mad
4.You replied with one word
5.I'm eating."
Q. What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A. "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."
A. "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."