Someone once said if you stress about something before it happens, then you’re putting yourself through it twice.

I’m probably not the only one who needed to hear this.

deep inside people know when they do you wrong you ain't gotta tell em

Effort is attractive.

Behind every “I love you” a silent “please don’t hurt me”.

Since 2 is the only even prime number, that makes it the oddest prime number

I never lose anyone
I just learned who love me truly

Money in your palm don't make you real.

#cole

me: *idc about him*

also me: *checks phone every 12 seconds to see if he texted me*

"Reason why I stopped replying :
1.I'm busy
2.You're boring
3.I'm mad
4.You replied with one word
5.I'm eating."

Who do you like most?

Q. What did the egg say to the boiling water?

A. "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."

Husband: Babe, studies show that having sex is the same as running 10 kilometres

Wife: Bullshit, who runs 10 kilometres in 30 seconds?

What's the toughest part of being a vegan?

Apparently keeping it to yourself.

Girls, if a guy...

* Remembers your birthday
* Knows what you enjoy
* Saves your pictures
* Understands your family & friends

This guy is not your man, this guy is Mark Zuckerberg.

Speak less,speak slowly,speak sweet.

Your shoes are much important than you think. People draw many conclusions about a person based on what shoes they’re wearing.

Maybe the love of my life Got stuck in a condom.

I would rather
have a body full of scars
and a head full of memories
than a life
of regrets
and perfect skin.