In the end
You'll be my light in the dark
When the sun goes down
You'll be my light in the dark
When the sun goes down
Someone once said if you stress about something before it happens, then you’re putting yourself through it twice.
I’m probably not the only one who needed to hear this.
I’m probably not the only one who needed to hear this.
deep inside people know when they do you wrong you ain't gotta tell em
Since 2 is the only even prime number, that makes it the oddest prime number
me: *idc about him*
also me: *checks phone every 12 seconds to see if he texted me*
also me: *checks phone every 12 seconds to see if he texted me*
"Reason why I stopped replying :
1.I'm busy
2.You're boring
3.I'm mad
4.You replied with one word
5.I'm eating."
1.I'm busy
2.You're boring
3.I'm mad
4.You replied with one word
5.I'm eating."
Q. What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A. "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."
A. "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."
Husband: Babe, studies show that having sex is the same as running 10 kilometres
Wife: Bullshit, who runs 10 kilometres in 30 seconds?
Wife: Bullshit, who runs 10 kilometres in 30 seconds?
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What's the toughest part of being a vegan?
Apparently keeping it to yourself.
Apparently keeping it to yourself.
Girls, if a guy...
* Remembers your birthday
* Knows what you enjoy
* Saves your pictures
* Understands your family & friends
This guy is not your man, this guy is Mark Zuckerberg.
* Remembers your birthday
* Knows what you enjoy
* Saves your pictures
* Understands your family & friends
This guy is not your man, this guy is Mark Zuckerberg.
