"Reason why I stopped replying :
1.I'm busy
2.You're boring
3.I'm mad
4.You replied with one word
5.I'm eating."
1.I'm busy
2.You're boring
3.I'm mad
4.You replied with one word
5.I'm eating."
Q. What did the egg say to the boiling water?
A. "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."
A. "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."
Husband: Babe, studies show that having sex is the same as running 10 kilometres
Wife: Bullshit, who runs 10 kilometres in 30 seconds?
Wife: Bullshit, who runs 10 kilometres in 30 seconds?
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What's the toughest part of being a vegan?
Apparently keeping it to yourself.
Apparently keeping it to yourself.
Girls, if a guy...
* Remembers your birthday
* Knows what you enjoy
* Saves your pictures
* Understands your family & friends
This guy is not your man, this guy is Mark Zuckerberg.
* Remembers your birthday
* Knows what you enjoy
* Saves your pictures
* Understands your family & friends
This guy is not your man, this guy is Mark Zuckerberg.
Your shoes are much important than you think. People draw many conclusions about a person based on what shoes they’re wearing.
I would rather
have a body full of scars
and a head full of memories
than a life
of regrets
and perfect skin.
have a body full of scars
and a head full of memories
than a life
of regrets
and perfect skin.
Whoever thought of making Swim Suits convinced the whole world that it’s ok to wear your undergarments outside as long as there is water.
A teacher asks the class “What’s 119 + 1?”
One student answers “5!”
The teacher then says to the student “correct”
One student answers “5!”
The teacher then says to the student “correct”
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“What an ass” can be used as an insult and as a compliment at the same time.