Sometimes one becomes bad without wanting to

Being pregnant, you technically have two hearts inside of you. This makes you a time lord.

The only advantage Android users have over iPhone users is they can access blocked channels here

The most romantic thing a woman can give a man is Peace.

Which car can you afford now?

Me: Car Pet

You ignore I wait
I ignore you hate

boys who watch Korean drama Also deserve free panties and bras.

Not having to set an alarm on the weekends feels so great even though you're going to wake up at the same time anyways.

Being sad or mad when you weren’t invited to something you didn’t want to go to is probably the most accurate representation of an introverts thoughts