My role model is.....the perfect me i created.

All house is not home.

I swear I’ll shine again but not in your sky ...

Be wiser than other people if you can, but do not tell them so.

Being Alone Has a power that very few people can handle☺

One day you’ll stop being asked what you want to be when you grow up, and instead be asked what you wanted to be.

Your funeral is the one thing you will attend and miss simultaneously.

The sound of your doorbell after 10pm is frightening

"I kept crying for something that I was never gonna have ..." she whispered .
" It was never meant to be yours . "

Late replies are actually the worst. You tell someone you're upset at 6:58 and they ask you why at 11:05.

Sex is pronounced as secs because it should only be for a few seconds.

Every saint has a past and every sinner has a future.

Buying erasers is literally paying for your mistakes

Bitch I don't see anybody better than me

You'll never know what your pet named you

It costs $0.00 to be honest person

Every day, there are 7 billion versions of "today".

A lot of us scroll through our phones to go to sleep and then do the same thing in the morning to wake up.

The fact that small penises still exist indicates that people with small penises can still get sex.

i don’t wear heels
because they make it difficult
to run away from my problems

Rule 34 of the internet: if it exists there's porn of it.