When they make me angry and tell me to keep calm, it's exactly like shooting someone and tell him not to bleed!
Be wiser than other people if you can, but do not tell them so.
One day you’ll stop being asked what you want to be when you grow up, and instead be asked what you wanted to be.
Your funeral is the one thing you will attend and miss simultaneously.
"I kept crying for something that I was never gonna have ..." she whispered .
" It was never meant to be yours . "
" It was never meant to be yours . "
Late replies are actually the worst. You tell someone you're upset at 6:58 and they ask you why at 11:05.
Sex is pronounced as secs because it should only be for a few seconds.
A lot of us scroll through our phones to go to sleep and then do the same thing in the morning to wake up.
The fact that small penises still exist indicates that people with small penises can still get sex.