“I don’t understand you,” cried my girlfriend. “One minute you’re really offensive to me and the next you’re really polite.”

“Bitch, please,” I said.

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"Be honest and vulnerable, that's what makes you feel human. And feeling human, the good and the bad, is what life is."

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I just had a ሴታሴት ሚጥሚጣ, didn't even tickle my tounge.

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Every girl has an inner slut. It just takes the right guy to bring it out

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Damn! I'm too weak to cry

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No matter how angry you get, you always end up forgiving the one you love.

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The best thing I did was stop fighting over someone who is okay losing me.

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If someone is hotter than you it simply means you're cooler than them.

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Too many people looking for right person instead of being the right person.

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Every school has that one teacher who wears like they don't get paid.

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Know your worth,then add tax💯🔥

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In a society full of self doubt, liking yourself is a rebellious act.

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If she Block, Unblock, Block Unblock U ...Marry that psycho She loves you.


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I was sexually active at 12

It’s now 12:15 and my arm is killing me

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Above all, don't lie to yourself.
– Fyodor Dostoyevsky

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To present me, past me is stupid.

By induction, present me is stupid to future me.

Conclusion: I'm stupid right now and always. You?

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The 18+ warning is probably the most ignored warning ever.

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A few nice words can help a person more than you think

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You carry so much love in your heart. Give some to yourself too

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Your personality might be nice but you still fat.

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Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems

Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

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