Every school has that one teacher who wears like they don't get paid.

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Know your worth,then add tax💯🔥

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In a society full of self doubt, liking yourself is a rebellious act.

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If she Block, Unblock, Block Unblock U ...Marry that psycho She loves you.


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I was sexually active at 12

It’s now 12:15 and my arm is killing me

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Above all, don't lie to yourself.
– Fyodor Dostoyevsky

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To present me, past me is stupid.

By induction, present me is stupid to future me.

Conclusion: I'm stupid right now and always. You?

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The 18+ warning is probably the most ignored warning ever.

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A few nice words can help a person more than you think

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You carry so much love in your heart. Give some to yourself too

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Your personality might be nice but you still fat.

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Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems

Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

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5 years old: does dinosaurs exist?

Me:* trying to comfort him* yes they do

5 years old: what’s their favorite underwear?

Me: uhmmm *ᵒʰ ᶠ𝚞ᶜᵏ

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We use "money doesn't grow on trees" to imply that there wouldn't be a shortage of wealth if money did grow on trees, but food grows on trees and we still have world hunger.

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Sometimes when you have too much attention, it changes you to the point where you can’t see or know what's going on inside you. You become slave to what is outside or what people around you tells you. That can change anyone.

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Fuck nudes, let me see you & your bestfriend texts

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Whats worse
◀️laundary or Dishes▶️

◀️Boobs or ass▶️

I just cannot believe I have to be an adult for the rest of my life

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Telling someone you treat them like a god is a lot better than telling them you only talk to them when you need something.

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Who tf came up with "Eg." as an abbreviation for "example"??

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