I just had a ሴታሴት ሚጥሚጣ, didn't even tickle my tounge.

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Every girl has an inner slut. It just takes the right guy to bring it out

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Damn! I'm too weak to cry

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No matter how angry you get, you always end up forgiving the one you love.

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The best thing I did was stop fighting over someone who is okay losing me.

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If someone is hotter than you it simply means you're cooler than them.

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Too many people looking for right person instead of being the right person.

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Every school has that one teacher who wears like they don't get paid.

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Know your worth,then add tax💯🔥

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In a society full of self doubt, liking yourself is a rebellious act.

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If she Block, Unblock, Block Unblock U ...Marry that psycho She loves you.


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I was sexually active at 12

It’s now 12:15 and my arm is killing me

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Above all, don't lie to yourself.
– Fyodor Dostoyevsky

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To present me, past me is stupid.

By induction, present me is stupid to future me.

Conclusion: I'm stupid right now and always. You?

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The 18+ warning is probably the most ignored warning ever.

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A few nice words can help a person more than you think

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You carry so much love in your heart. Give some to yourself too

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Your personality might be nice but you still fat.

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Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems

Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.

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5 years old: does dinosaurs exist?

Me:* trying to comfort him* yes they do

5 years old: what’s their favorite underwear?

Me: uhmmm *ᵒʰ ᶠ𝚞ᶜᵏ

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We use "money doesn't grow on trees" to imply that there wouldn't be a shortage of wealth if money did grow on trees, but food grows on trees and we still have world hunger.

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