To present me, past me is stupid.
By induction, present me is stupid to future me.
Conclusion: I'm stupid right now and always. You?
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By induction, present me is stupid to future me.
Conclusion: I'm stupid right now and always. You?
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Stop blaming everyone for all of your problems
Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.
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Pick one person you hate and blame them for everything.
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5 years old: does dinosaurs exist?
Me:* trying to comfort him* yes they do
5 years old: what’s their favorite underwear?
Me: uhmmm *ᵒʰ ᶠ𝚞ᶜᵏ
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Me:* trying to comfort him* yes they do
5 years old: what’s their favorite underwear?
Me: uhmmm *ᵒʰ ᶠ𝚞ᶜᵏ
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We use "money doesn't grow on trees" to imply that there wouldn't be a shortage of wealth if money did grow on trees, but food grows on trees and we still have world hunger.
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Sometimes when you have too much attention, it changes you to the point where you can’t see or know what's going on inside you. You become slave to what is outside or what people around you tells you. That can change anyone.
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Forwarded from Deep Thoughts (Meron Teshome)
Telling someone you treat them like a god is a lot better than telling them you only talk to them when you need something.
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Doctor: Ok what's wrong, how are you feeling?
Me: looks at mom waiting for her to explain
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Me: looks at mom waiting for her to explain
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Things I haven't learned in school. How to:
Pay bills💸
Buy a house🏠
Apply for college🏫
But thank god I can graph a polynomial function😏
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Pay bills💸
Buy a house🏠
Apply for college🏫
But thank god I can graph a polynomial function😏
@deepthoughts2
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