A wise man once said the bigger the forehead the better the head.

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Doctor: Ok what's wrong, how are you feeling?
Me: looks at mom waiting for her to explain

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Things I haven't learned in school. How to:
Pay bills💸
Buy a house🏠
Apply for college🏫

But thank god I can graph a polynomial function😏

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Story of modern love

Two people,both waiting to text first.

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When you're single, you even find it useless to buy airtime.

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We were all good at maths up to the time they started adding alphabets to equations

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The higher the level in a building, the more clean the stairs get.

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Girls which u go for
◀️Lips or beard▶️

What do you call a caring prostitute?

Someone who gives a fuck

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Trying to find a hobby is your hobby until you find a hobby.

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Don't call me crazy, I much prefer the term 'mentally hilarious'

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Listening is skill.

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When you are angry, your text speed increases by a ridiculous amount.

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When I drink alcohol... Everyone says I'm alcoholic. But... When I drink Fanta.. No one says I'm fantastic.

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Never make fun of someone who mispronounces a word. it means they learned it by reading.

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Life is 10% of what happens to you and 90% of how you respond to it.

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I grew up bein told it was ነውር to medgem leslalsa 😂😂😂😂

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It takes smartness to notice the smart.

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If we are all alone, then we are all together in that too

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I'm so angry right now that I could strategically throw my phone at a safe spot on the couch.

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Dad: Son, you're adopted.

Son: Oh wow I wonder who my real parents are.

Dad: We are your real parents, your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.

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