Girls which u go for
◀️Lips or beard▶️

What do you call a caring prostitute?

Someone who gives a fuck

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Trying to find a hobby is your hobby until you find a hobby.

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Don't call me crazy, I much prefer the term 'mentally hilarious'

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Listening is skill.

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When you are angry, your text speed increases by a ridiculous amount.

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When I drink alcohol... Everyone says I'm alcoholic. But... When I drink Fanta.. No one says I'm fantastic.

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Never make fun of someone who mispronounces a word. it means they learned it by reading.

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Life is 10% of what happens to you and 90% of how you respond to it.

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I grew up bein told it was ነውር to medgem leslalsa 😂😂😂😂

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It takes smartness to notice the smart.

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If we are all alone, then we are all together in that too

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I'm so angry right now that I could strategically throw my phone at a safe spot on the couch.

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Dad: Son, you're adopted.

Son: Oh wow I wonder who my real parents are.

Dad: We are your real parents, your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.

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I be blocking niggas after a “hi” message. Don’t question my loyalty.

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A meeting without food should be an email.

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Have you reached that stage where farting next to the person u are dating isn't a problem anymore 😜😅

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I'm hosting a charity event for people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can't come, let me know.

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damn there are peoples out here who really love ክርክር more than their boo.


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World war 3 will have live stream.

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Very few things are as helpless as waking up before everybody else at a friend's house.

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