If we are all alone, then we are all together in that too

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I'm so angry right now that I could strategically throw my phone at a safe spot on the couch.

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Dad: Son, you're adopted.

Son: Oh wow I wonder who my real parents are.

Dad: We are your real parents, your adopted parents are coming to pick you up.

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I be blocking niggas after a “hi” message. Don’t question my loyalty.

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A meeting without food should be an email.

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Have you reached that stage where farting next to the person u are dating isn't a problem anymore 😜😅

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I'm hosting a charity event for people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can't come, let me know.

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damn there are peoples out here who really love ክርክር more than their boo.


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World war 3 will have live stream.

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Very few things are as helpless as waking up before everybody else at a friend's house.

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The happy birthday song is 4 sentences, but when being sung it feels like it goes on forever.

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I loved you ቱዴ more than i did yesterዴ and i will love you everyዴ

#almaz
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What is the wildest thing your parents said to you?

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ሸሌ and i laughed then he said enatk afer tbla.

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Yemiwedishin yahil endaltelash

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I stole amed from mom and she literally said "wrsshn cherseshal"

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My mom called me son of a bitch...

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anchine gadeye ejene la police estalawe

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Egelihalew

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Wesha ye wesha lij😂


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